Gay frodo and sam

This post was written with the extended editions of the films as base texts, because more minutes mean more chances to prove your homosexual coupledom. Look, this is not a new theory: the two hobbits at the centre of The Lord of the Rings are not best friends, but in fact, a gay couple. And honestly?

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Guest Post: Frodo is a Bratty Twink + Sam is a Bear Brat Tamer

Made possible by. Share Story. Best friends going on a hike to destroy some jewellery? Yeah, right. The Fellowship of the Ring Frodo and Sam never have any adventures or do anything unexpected until an older gay man forces them to go on a tchotchke-based quest. Rather than proceeding hastily with their quest, they often stop to smoke weed and eat meat together.

They spy on pretty white ladies wearing wigs. Both accept the stewardship and guidance of a roving wanderer who happens to look a lot like Viggo Mortensen circa Both would risk death for second breakfast aka brunch. Frodo puts on gaudy jewellery at the first chance.